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Half-Clothed Amazons?!? – Page 4

I sat there until nightfall, and lowered myself down behind the chief’s chambers. I peered in the window and saw the chief slobbering all over Noah, and Noah trying the best he could to escape. “Leepsay ithway emay.” (Sleep with me.)

“Never!” He translated.

“Hyway?” (Why?)

“Because I am married!” Noah stated. I crept into the room via a nearby window, and managed to put some chloroform over the chief’s nose. She fell asleep in my arms. “Adam. Boy am I glad to see you.”

“Shh. Well Noah, I thought this is what you always wanted. A million amazons, half-dressed at your feet, not to mention your wife.”

“My wife? Where is she?”

“I don’t know. But if I were an Amazon and was told that some girl wanted her husband back, I’d throw her in prison.”

Half-Clothed Amazons?!? – Page 3

“We are travelers. We have come to rescue our friend from marriage to the chief, but I’m afraid we are too late.”

“Yes, we heard some cheering but could not understand such crazy language. We came here following two men. They are married to two of the Amazons. They jumped us and stuck us in here, taking everything we had, including our clothing.” The voice said.

“Us too, except it was some formula made by my husband. He put it on himself and made these Amazons like him. The only cure is grapefruit.”

Half-Clothed Amazons?!? – Page 2

“Hatway uoyay antway ithway ouryay agbay?” (What do you want with your bag?) She asked.

While Noah tried to talk his way into getting his bag, Katie and Laura were about to stumble upon the Amazon village. “What’s that noise?” Katie asked.

“What noise? My darling’s in there, we must save him!” Laura started to dash in.

“No! I’ve got a better way. Here, eat this.” Katie said, handing Laura a grapefruit. She ate it, and was back to normal.

“Thanks, I needed that. What’s your plan?”

“First, let’s tell Adam.”

“No time, just tell me the plan.”

“Okay. It’s a long shot, but…” And Katie continued to tell Laura the plan. They looked around the camp and saw a way to infiltrate it. They took off their clothes, and donned themselves with leaves from the nearby area. Messing up each other’s hair and making themselves look like the natives, they put their clothes in their bags, and hid them.

Half-Clothed Amazons?!? – Page 1

Well, now I’ve stated my plight, and Laura and Katie’s plight, shouldn’t I tell you what’s been happening to Noah? No, I will not tell you where Tracy and Kristin are, what do you think I’m going to do, ruin the suspense?!

Noah and Laura were up atop the peak when Noah made his crucial error. He went to put a drop of his formula on himself, when he hiccupped and spilled a little more than a drop on him. Immediately, Laura came dashing to his side, and offered to lick his shoes clean with her tongue. She then proceeded in sitting Noah down, sitting on his lap, letting her hair down, and kissing him profusely. “This is the life!” Noah stated. Laura started to take her shirt off, to make herself more appealing to Noah, when out of the trees, a small group of what appeared to be apes attacked her. They each fought over Noah, but two of them grabbed her arms and took Noah off. “Help!!” He called. They swung off through the trees toward the Amazon ladies’ village. Once there, they sat him on the throne, and started feeding him all sorts of food. “Really, you don’t have to.” He said.

Can Anyone Find a Gas Station? – Page 6

“I think Noah took a vial this morning and put a drop on him to sweeten Laura up and got a little more than he bargained for.” I told Katie. “Don’t worry, Laura, I’ll come up and we’ll get him back.”

“Good. Because I love … that idiot had better get his butt back here before I get mad. Imagine, running off with a bunch of half-clothed women!”

“Oh no, Katie, it looks like Noah and his new friends are moving away faster than I thought. They are all ready out of range for the formula to work on Laura!” I told Katie. We hurried back to the cliff, climbed our ropes, and found Laura.

“Well, it’s about time you two showed up!” She exclaimed. “By now, Noah’s probably being forced to marry some amazon queen or something!”