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Half-Clothed Amazons?!? – Page 1

Well, now I’ve stated my plight, and Laura and Katie’s plight, shouldn’t I tell you what’s been happening to Noah? No, I will not tell you where Tracy and Kristin are, what do you think I’m going to do, ruin the suspense?!

Noah and Laura were up atop the peak when Noah made his crucial error. He went to put a drop of his formula on himself, when he hiccupped and spilled a little more than a drop on him. Immediately, Laura came dashing to his side, and offered to lick his shoes clean with her tongue. She then proceeded in sitting Noah down, sitting on his lap, letting her hair down, and kissing him profusely. “This is the life!” Noah stated. Laura started to take her shirt off, to make herself more appealing to Noah, when out of the trees, a small group of what appeared to be apes attacked her. They each fought over Noah, but two of them grabbed her arms and took Noah off. “Help!!” He called. They swung off through the trees toward the Amazon ladies’ village. Once there, they sat him on the throne, and started feeding him all sorts of food. “Really, you don’t have to.” He said.

“Esyay eway ustmay. Eway ovelay ouyay.” One of the leaders said.

“Huh?” He reached into his pocket and pulled out his translator. “Say it again.” Noah said, gesturing for them to repeat the sentence.

“Esyay eway ustmay. Eway ovelay ouyay.” She repeated.

The translator printed out: Esyay eway ustmay. Eway ovelay ouyay. = Yes we must. We love you.

It was Noah’s turn to say my line, “Oh boy!” He then put through the translator, “What are you going to do to me.”

“Ouyay arrymay heifcay.” Which translated to, “You marry chief.” The chief, a beautiful half-clothed blonde, came out and paraded over to Noah. Sitting on his lap, she fed him grapes.

Noah got out a fan and started fanning himself. “Is it hot, or is it just me?” He said to himself. “I’m sorry, but I must be going.” Noah translated.

“Oday ouyay otnay ovelay emay?” (Do you not love me?)

“Boy do I ever,” He said. He then slapped himself in the face. “Noah, pull yourself together. You’re married. When are you going to stop chasing girls? Why not just settle for the one God’s given you.” Noah thought aloud. “It’s not that, it’s just…” Noah started to translate.

“Ringbay imhay otay ymay hamberscay.” (Bring him to my chambers.) She said. With that, Noah, his throne, and the chief were all taken into her chambers, where Noah did not know what would happen next.

“You don’t happen to have any grapefruit, do you?” He asked the chief.

“Rapefruitgay?” (Grapefruit?)

“Yes, grapefruit.”

“Hatway rapefruitgay?” (What grapefruit?)

“That’s, ‘what is grapefruit?’” He thought aloud, “I wonder if I could get to my bag to get some.”

“Can I have my bag?”