Noah’s Love Potion 2.1?! – Page 4
Jul/090
“What, that last stuff was Ver. 2.0?”
“Yes.”
“And what was 1.0-1.9?”
“There was really only 1.0, but it managed to turn every female away instead of toward you.”
“Can I have some of that too?”
“Sure, if you want it.”
“What does it smell like?”
“You don’t want to know. Anyway, let me tell you about this new version. Instead of attracting ‘females’ for miles, it only affects the female that drinks a drop of it.”
“Huh?”
“What you do is put a drop in this person’s drink, and if they smell NLP 2.1, they’ll be yours.”
“So it only affects those who drink a drop, right?”
“Right.”
“Shall we have a test?”
“Not another test.”
“I was just suggesting that I go home and try it out on Tracy.”
“How?”
“Well, we’ll have a glass of something when we get the office. I’ll serve, and slip a drop in while she’s not looking, and I’ll put a drop on me. Does grapefruit still work.”
“No, so be careful.”
“How do I stop her?”
“Using Noah’s Cure-All 10.2.”
“Oh no. I don’t think I want to know why it’s 10.2. I’ll just take my chances.” I said. We drove to the office. Once there, we went in, and I offered them something to drink. Tracy stayed out to talk to Tricia, and I went in and got the drink, also I put a drop of NLP 2.1 on me. I tainted one, and took the three out. I set the two on the table, the one tainted, closest to Tracy. Tricia reached over to pick up the drink. She did, and took a sip. I tried to stop her, but I was too late. She looked right at me, then melted. She pushed up on her hair, and straitened her clothes. I quickly entered my office. I reached for the phone, and I dialed Noah’s number. “I think you ought to rush a bottle of NCA 10.2 over here.”
“Why, what’s up?”

“Tricia accidentally drank the tainted drink.”
“No!”
“Yes, she’s all ready trying to make herself look more attractive.”
“Ah, it works.”
“What works?” I asked, dreading the response.
“Well, I made it so this time the formula keeps getting more potent until the end of the third day.”
“Huh?”
“Well, first she’ll just try to look pretty around you. Next, she start wearing less clothing. Ultimately … well … you don’t want to know.”
“Noah!”
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